Definitions by honkycat

dildo 

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.

Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."

dildo by honkycat June 14, 2010