A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
Get the Crouch cricketmug. When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
Get the Crouch Wankmug. Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.
My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
Get the conversation-continuing crouchmug. While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costumemug. fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker
this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
Get the crouching cuntmug. by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025
Get the Alfie Haywood Crouchmug. by Puss slayer69 April 13, 2020
Get the Will crouchmug.