Croissant

What you look like with bad posture

Something that is bent

You look like a damn croissant, oui oui oui huh huh huh

by AxelaG January 2, 2022

Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021

hot croissant

The greatest sandwich of all time. We are talking meats, cheeses, sauces and you know there will be bacon! All on a croissant heated up in a panini maker.

When Trayson comes to the party you know he is going to make himself a hot croissant.

by Hardrockr2113 February 19, 2022

Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Croissant controller

A gay sex position where a person plays with their partners dick by wiggling around and twisting it like a bop it

I want a croissant controller

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025