moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 03, 2017

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 11, 2018

hot croissant

The greatest sandwich of all time. We are talking meats, cheeses, sauces and you know there will be bacon! All on a croissant heated up in a panini maker.

When Trayson comes to the party you know he is going to make himself a hot croissant.

by Hardrockr2113 February 19, 2022

Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010

mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 13, 2022