Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

croaker

A doctor, quack, or sawbones.

A frog.

A vocal fish.

This bronchitis won't go away. I'm going to see the croaker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

crookeded

to break or dislocate one's fingers

"Hey Jon, come over here so I can crookeded your"
"KRRRRRRRKKKAJSGKKKKK"
"Duuude stooooooooop!"

by OlOlOlO January 7, 2008

crooked

To be dirty<triffling>an underdog

If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating

by BABY PAC November 29, 2003

crooked

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.

"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"

"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"

"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"

"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"

by Anger E September 29, 2006

Crookeding

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

by Kevin Garcia December 30, 2005

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011