Craft Whore

Someone who is addcited to crafting.

Melinda is always Crafting.

She is such a craft whore.

by little green dragonfly February 19, 2009

Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).

I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

war craft

Derrall Moore the level 50 master.

Im a level 50 wood elf. i'm resting right now to build up my hit points. bring me some cheetos and jolt cola, i'm gonna be up for another 8 hours playing this.

by Bradley ass cloun May 8, 2005

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.

"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."

by caidicus September 26, 2011

image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc

Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.

by nic knut October 14, 2013