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never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.
I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!
by Slobadon January 15, 2014
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drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.
by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017
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English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system
In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.
by Convict hunter November 9, 2017
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Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
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A cult that was found by woman by the name of Soul sister number one. Her and her assistant, Soul Sisters Number Two, created the cult to vanish evil and bring peace and harmony. The cult only accepts woman and declines any males interested. This cult’s enemy is a male by the name of The Hell of Horses Lord Jayden.
Are you a Spiritually Connected Soul Sisters?
by _m1ku_ March 9, 2021
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Anti-convite

Generally someone who has never graduated highschool and believes in everything that is read on the internet. Loves freedom, Jesus and ramranch. Parks his/her truck wherever he/she wants and definitely only thinks there are two genders.
"Oh god, did you know that Brad is an anti-convite?"
by ramranchhellyeahbrother February 4, 2022
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capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements
Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it
by von groovy August 3, 2024
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