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heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009
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Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO
The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.
by Sam9999 August 18, 2009
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Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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AI commissioner

someone who uses artificial intelligence (AI) to generate art and claims to be an artist.
by AirWalker345 April 25, 2025
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