coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

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Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004

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coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

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coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

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penis coffin

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

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