Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 April 1, 2011

Crocodile Clunge

A vagina that is a crocodile's mouth. The reference is taken from a movie named 'Tokyo Gore Police' that features a woman with this exact organ.

Man, her crocodile clunge bit that guy's arms off.

by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009

Ass Cudgel

A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....

by The_Judgel December 22, 2010

clunge

That part of a woman between midriff and knees, in the vertical; and between the thighs, in the horizontal. The flange.

"Jesus, what a slapper," quoth Hubert. "Had I tried, methinks I could have got my whole head up her clunge!"

by percyhalfpig January 29, 2004

Clunge Rod

Tampon

I am spitting ketchup, please may I borrow a Clunge Rod?

by abc998877 January 28, 2009

clunge magnet

Similar to babe magnet but involving clunge (fanny).

S - "Look at Andy, he's a real clunge magnet."

by samboi11 February 5, 2012

Clunge Dancer

One of the female species that likes to thrust the clunge on the dancefloor whilst wearing nothing to cover the clunge.

"Look at Steve on the Dancefloor. He's with the Clunge Dancer and she's rubbin it all up him!"

by PR1C3Y April 23, 2009