critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

by WEW September 6, 2007

clinical

To be depressed, as in clinical depression.

She is so clinical today, do you think she's okay?

by TaraM May 26, 2005

clinical depression

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

by Shadow Creator October 27, 2007

Critical Dad Theory

The theory that the presence of a father to his children is just as, if not more critical to the development of his children than the mother, and that the Absence of a father / father figure is severely detrimental to the adult psychology of men and women, often causing them to be destructive and degenerative members of society.

"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."

"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."

by DankStatsAnFax October 3, 2020

Critical strike

A class-fighting game on Roblox, named "Critical Strike", it was made by a Roblox user(a pedophile) named "EpicCritical" or "LorVentura"

the game reached its peak somewhere during CS3(I guess) and fell at March 2019 when the creator of the game was exposed to Pedophilia, and in August 12 the game lived once again and died once more around September

The game is composed of at least 70+ classes in their own category, every class has 4 set of attacks, LMB/AB1(Q)/AB2(E)/AB3(F), it can either be an attack, self-buff, enemy debuff, or team buff

The categories are BRAWLER, MARKSMAN, ASSASSIN, BURST, TANK, and SUPPORT

Guy 1: "dude do you play Critical Strike?"
Guy 2: "yeah, why?
Guy 1:" nice, wanna 1v1?"
Guy 2:"sure, you got a gun skin?"
Guy 1: "what?"
Guy 2: "what?"

by PseudoActiveRemLyx January 9, 2021

Clinical Depression

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by JR Hartley March 27, 2008