chunkitini

When someone spews in your martini, changing its texture, color and most importantly, drinkability. See also synonym - chundertini

As first written in the novel Wedding Chronicles by Bob N. Boguslavski

Suddenly, Horace sat up ramrod straight and stiffened with alarmed eyes. A spout
of spew erupted from deep in his throat, cascading over the table in front of him
and sideways as he instinctively turned his head, right into Little Timmy’s adjacent
martini glass.

"Ewwww!" winced Little Timmy, looking morosely at his newly infused cocktail.

This was a reddish pink chunkitini.

by BogusBobby September 15, 2016

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chunktop

crappy computer provided by high schools claiming to be "classrooms of the future" can also be used to describe people or other topheavy things

1:Quinn: WOW did you see Cy throw that laptop at Jerrico?
Mira: Who cares it's a chunktop!
2: That new girl is a total chunktop.

by backbypopulardemmand March 16, 2009

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Chunkita • chunkitini • Chunkito • Chunkity Monkity • chunking • Chunkin' • Chunk It • chunkster • Chunkin the deuce • chinkit

chunkiemonkie

1. An extremely large woman, that has a slightly acceptable face. All though cute to some, she may wheeze when breathes.

2. The exterior portion of the female reproductive organ, that suffers from natural edema. All though normally concealed may be visible through pants.

3. A flavor of ice cream.

while at the icecream shop eating the most delicious icecream ever, chunkiemonkie , i noticed a slightly attractive chunkiemonkie with a chunkiemonkie.

by wiley 9012 June 3, 2010

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