choking victim

Larry hit the nail on the head

Fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim.

by Bob Anonymous July 11, 2003

choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed October 6, 2008

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Chowing

Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.

Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.

Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!

Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!

by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Choring

Continuous verb form for the act of doing chores.

Girlfriend: Hey babe, what are you up to?
Boyfriend: I'm being a responsible boyfriend and choring it up, honey!

by gutti_bear December 26, 2019

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015