chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.

"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

Chamonix

Fancy, luxurious, extra

That yacht is so chamonix.

by Chamonix all day June 5, 2018

Chimobile

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.

Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.

by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009

chamone

Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.

chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Chomokos

The act of singlehandedly disrespecting, and pissing off the entirety of a school’s population of students and faculty. Typically through unreasonable restrictions placed on student and or teacher freedoms such as, but not limited to, dress codes for teachers, ridiculous late attendance procedures, requirement of a doctors note to receive an excused absence for students and a sick day for teachers, and redundant and unnecessary student and teacher ID protocols.

It sucks how Chaparral high school is not getting chomokosed like foothills before it.

by Sigh doesn’t sigh December 14, 2017

chomobile

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).

I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.

by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008

Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015