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Klarisse Chapman

A 19 year old mum that hates gay guys
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
by Iknowitallyouheardit December 9, 2024
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chapmaned

following someone home when they have strongly suggested that you should not.
You can tell when one is committing this when they repeat the phrase, "I'm probably just going home"
I was going home to fuck my girl, but that cock-blocking asshole chapmaned me so hard.
by gayboiiiiiee69 November 7, 2014
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Chapman first floor glass lounge north

This is from 2024; we have loved and found a home in the glass lounge on the first floor. We are here almost every night hanging out, never without a good movie. It is the place to be, so relaxing, accepting, therapeutic, family, friends, a mix of personalities, and endless topics of conversations, and ofc doys. When we are gone, we hope a new group takes over the sacred glass lounge.

Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
G - yooooooo where we chillin' tn?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
by peachiepie777 March 2, 2025
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chapmaned

Named after the horrible parking jobs of Canadian Ben Chapman. Best known for his internet battle with Gwenyth Paltrow about the food safety practices of her cookbook.
Man, you really chapmaned that one!
by MacDaddy39 January 30, 2019
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Wyatt Chapman

A man who is very sexy, he runs a empire and has many friends, his main friends are super sexy. obsessed with a kid named Landen, he has a crazy whore that loves his guts, and hates Californians and wishes the superior race, Washingtonians a better life.
If your locked in a trunk of a car,

moaning and saying Ambatukam
or imbatublou you are bring a Wyatt chapman.
by BunchONightmare May 28, 2023
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Charlie Chapman

Used in a VanossGaming Skribbl.io video where Moo Snuckel doesn't know how to spell Charlie Chaplin's name and instead typed it as Charlie Chapman
Moo: How do you spell it
Anthony: Charlie Chapman (laughs)
by Deacondaily2006 January 22, 2022
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Lucas Chapman

Usually a Super tall guy that is around 6 foot 4. He typically loves in and out and lives in California.
by The One True Rizzler September 27, 2023
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