faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

faux camping by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

butt capping

Butt Capping or just 'cappin

When doing it doggie-style, pulling out of your partner and attempting to blast equal amounts of semen on each butt cheek.

"Mary will never get pregnant!"
"Why?"
"Because she's totally into

Butt Capping!"

butt capping by scrappington2 September 11, 2014

Caking 

(PresentProgressive)
The act of flirting. While flirting, it is not uncommon for you to be uncommonly sweet, hence the term caking. Being abnormally sweet to someone you are "interested" in. Normally, said person, is of the opposite sex, but there are occasions when a girl might be caking to or with another girl, as a guy might cake to or with another guy.

Caking
1.)Hey, you'll have to do all that caking later, I'm ready to go!
2.)At the block party, Tony was seen caking with every available broad.
3.)How can I trust you, if you're gonna be caking with every chik on the block?

Caking by ESE2006 September 28, 2005

Calingate 

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated

I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended

Calingate by kwil January 18, 2009

Camping Stains 

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.

Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?

Camping Stains by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011

Camping Fanny 

As in reference to a girl wearing a pair of tights for a long period of time.

The phenomenon of intense heat that can build up in a tent under hot conditions can exponentially increase certain smells. As can happen when wearing nylon tights/stockings this phenomenon can occur.

also due to when camping showers and personal hygiene are less of common practice and can cause said condition.

oh my god, Steph has a bad case of camping fanny after that 14 hour shift.

Camping Fanny by hipityhopity October 5, 2013

camping pussy 

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.

Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.

camping pussy by Gillykortos October 8, 2016