A can (cocky ass nigger) is one of those really annoying people who walk through the hallways at school screaming "AYYYYYEEEE" for no apparent reason and break dance every day at lunch time in front of a bunch of people so that they can get attention. During class, cans have a tendency to shout random things so that they can get attention. A majority of cans are Filipino and hypebeast, however they can come in any shape, size, or race.
Boy 1: "Omg where the hell are we supposed eat lunch??? Those stupid cans took up the entire hallway with their break dancing crew again."
Boy 2: "Thats ok we can just sit outside..."
*Goes outside*
Random Can: "AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE"
Boy 1: "OMG WTF I hate my life these stupid cans need to back the fuck off nobody cares about them"
Boy 2: "Don't worry, class will be starting soon, we won't have to deal with them then."
*Goes to class*
Teacher: "In order to find the value x, we need to plug in the coordinates into the other equation and..."
Random Can: "hahahaahaha, I plugged x into your mom! OHHHH!!!!"
Boy 1: "UGHHHHHHHH!"
Boy 2: "Thats ok we can just sit outside..."
*Goes outside*
Random Can: "AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE"
Boy 1: "OMG WTF I hate my life these stupid cans need to back the fuck off nobody cares about them"
Boy 2: "Don't worry, class will be starting soon, we won't have to deal with them then."
*Goes to class*
Teacher: "In order to find the value x, we need to plug in the coordinates into the other equation and..."
Random Can: "hahahaahaha, I plugged x into your mom! OHHHH!!!!"
Boy 1: "UGHHHHHHHH!"
by andrewpottz May 20, 2011
An incredibly discrete and racist term or abbrieviation, people use it to describe either African or Jamaican poeple...
A racist might say...Send those Cans back to where they came from!
Or(racist joke)...
Person A)Did you shoot any cans recently?
Person B)You means beer cans, and coke cans?
Person A) No! did you shoot any Africans or Jamaicans?...
Or(racist joke)...
Person A)Did you shoot any cans recently?
Person B)You means beer cans, and coke cans?
Person A) No! did you shoot any Africans or Jamaicans?...
by Nixx March 24, 2006
Getting imprisoned
by PussyEater112 May 18, 2015
The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.
Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
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