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CANNIBAL

(1.) A person that feeds on the flesh of other humans.
(2.) An animal that eats it's own kind.
(3.) Someone who performs oral sex on others.
(4.) Someone who eats the tinned meat from Netto.
(1.) I hear this movie has cannibals in it!
(2.) These animals often resort to cannibalism when they have eaten all other species in the area.
(3.) Cannibals are fun!
(4.) Eww.. you're eating 1/2 Priis netto's tinned meat? Are you a cannibal or something?
by k9norn November 12, 2003
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Cannibal

is the act or phrase of one human being consuming another. There is little evidence that cannibalism was ever practiced as a routine source of nutrition. It is generally agreed the practice usually carried a special meaning for its practitioners.
Person: Holy shit! Why are you eating me??!!
Cannibal: Relax, man. I'm a cannibal; it's my religion.
by soundbounder June 16, 2008
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Raw Dog Candidate

An upstanding girl who you could have unprotected sex with because it seems very unlikely she would have an STD.
Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.
by Vaginal McPube December 20, 2010
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candice

noun;

1. An angel who mysteriously lost her wings.

2. Someone lovely who makes an entire room light up with just a smile.

3. A being of total perfection; flawless

verb;

1. to be someone completely beautiful on the inside and to hide it from the world

2. an act of being too gorgeous for words

3. to do things with caution; to be a perfectionist; to have OCD
Omg did you see that Candice I gotta get her number right now!
by Mrs. Flocka Flame March 18, 2010
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cania

a sweet loving girl with a little attitude. she's always goofy and never stops smiling. her butt fat and she cool to hang around. don't forget get the fact that she's drop dead GORGEOUS !
damn get you a cania!
by mlove27 May 8, 2017
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Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people.
You should feel bad because of that pun. A cannibal probably wouldn't get it.
by idrownedmyfish7 December 15, 2013
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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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