calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

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calentura

When your horny as fuck

Calmate wey porque se te va a subir la calentura.

by Cohen Britney February 26, 2017

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Calene • Calen • Carlene • celene • Calendar • Calee • calena • Calendar Girl • caline • caleedity

caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

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calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009

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amanda de cadenet

Fugly slut married to sex god strokes' guitarist Nick Valensi. She pretends to have his kids when in fact are Keanu Reeve's. Well known for addressing to Strokes' fans as "jealous and malicious".

Amanda de cadenet began dating Nick in 2001.

by fiiamaa July 14, 2007

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