Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

box biting

The act of eating a gurl out then biting her pussy lips.

Guy #1- Last night i was eating my gurl out and damn it was good.
Guy #2- damn I Wish I Could Do That.
Gurl#1-Try Box Biting She'll moan like there's no tomorrow

by Bree- June 9, 2007

Botting

Programs used to cheat in games. (A.K.A. Being smart about playing a game...all the skill/stats of a pro no lifer...and you get to keep your life!)

Nerd: OMG almost level 99!21ononeone!!111!!
Botter: Bro, I'm botting and I'm on my 3rd 99 P;
Nerd: Reported!

by Phr33Pls January 13, 2010

Biting His Balls

Acting nervously about a situation. This term can be used in place of "Biting His Nails"

TJ is really biting his balls about tomorrow's test.

by Pa$cal February 24, 2009

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

Powder-butting

A person who is a powder-butt that is saying he/she's not a powder-butt that is powder-butting

I'm not a powder-butt, dude your powder-butting. Why are you powder-butting?

by Mtsul June 6, 2010

butting the rug

Praying, Muslim style. So called because of the way the forehead touches the prayer mat when performing salah, one of the five pillars of Islam

I used to be a Muslim, but I got tired of butting the rug five times a day.

by j&mo April 19, 2008