When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..
When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
by donottouchthat February 4, 2013
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being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.
Y: Oh yeah?
X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.
X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
Y: Oh yeah?
X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.
X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
by MissStarfish March 2, 2009
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Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.
"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020
Get the Awkward Random mug.When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.
by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009
Get the Awkward Blastoise mug.An awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked arse because she’s about to get the elbow.
Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
by Smellynappybaby June 2, 2018
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Surprisingly, the universe did not implode upon the union of not one, not two, but three bergs.
Surprisingly, the universe did not implode upon the union of not one, not two, but three bergs.
by Alucrix February 20, 2011
Get the Awkberg mug.The act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely.
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