A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.
While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.
by sinsix February 10, 2010
Get the Mountain Teethmug. The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
by spearmint5um March 8, 2023
Get the Mountain Dew legendmug. 
So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023
Get the Rocky Mountain Oystersmug. When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.
Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.
by RestroomSign October 2, 2011
Get the Mountain Dew Momentmug. Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024
Get the Andes Mountainsmug. The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.
The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
Get the The Lonely Mountainmug.