jack everard

aleisha roche’s boyfriend

hey have you met jack everard

he smells like cheap aftershave

by charlie breary December 20, 2022

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wha'ever

the brittish way of saying "whatever"

wha'ever man just dont doo too much crack aight?

by punktaktics June 28, 2023

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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

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