Aasgier's Syndrome

An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings

Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.

Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."

by d(n_n)b June 9, 2013

Mozart Syndrome

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.

Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

by daa1234529 July 8, 2011

Friday Syndrome

When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.

Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.

Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun

Kylie: We so excited.

Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.

by S monayyyyy!! April 12, 2011

Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology

Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020

Fortnite syndrom

This disease starts when someone starts playing the game fortnite . The game infects like a parasite and will not stop until the player fully succumbs. This in turn will cause the user to post their usless wins that no one cares about on their snapchat stories. It also will cause the player to only talk about this game in social life making everyone hate him/her . And finally once all else has failed the user becomes a usless member of society and has nothing to do with his life accept use his mother/father ‘S credit card for usless non existant currency they call V bucks. The infected are commonly called Fortniters.

Person 1 My doctor says I have fortnite syndrome and il turn into a fortniter soon

Person 2 Ok bye never talking to you again you’re a waste of our society

by Thisbitchremishoulddie June 17, 2018

Duopoly Syndrome

One who only thinks that Republicans and Democrats matter even though both have dug this country into a huge mess with their massive spending, wars, one sidedness, and allegiance to themselves. No matter what either party does, the person has no free thinking for themselves and listens to the brainwashing media and career politicians and will always vote, without hesitation, a Republicunt or Democunt.

Do not give in to Republicans, Democrats, media, friends, family, etc. They have what's called Duopoly Syndrome. They will try to force you to vote the way they want you to vote and have you vote agaisnt what you believe in all for the so called "greater good". Following the masses for the " greater good" isn't always good and it shows in history.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021