E.C.D. Syndrome 

Not able wear earbuds because of the lack of a tragus.

Colin: "Emma, why do you have your iPod earbuds looped around your ear?"

Emma: "Because I have E.C.D. Syndrome."

Colin: "That's terrible!"

E.C.D. Syndrome by Mr. Talls' October 24, 2010

Kanye West Syndrome 

A person who thinks that people want, or need to hear what they have to say, or what they think about any situation whether it directly involves, or has nothing to do with them at all. The majority of the time what they have to say is in fact ignorant bullshit, and the world would have been a better place if this person had not opened their mouth at all.

Kanye West Syndrome example 1:

The 'rapper' stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video was presented to Taylor Swift at the VMA's. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.

"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned. (This is the exact moment where Kanye West Syndrome is evident. What makes him think that his opinion is important or valued? It's the syndrome that makes him feel as though the mass of people gathered for this ceremony came to hear his opinion and appreciate him interrupting poor Taylor's acceptance speech.)

Kanye West Syndrome by Willisrl October 12, 2009

White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.

"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"

White Knight Syndrome by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005

Venom Syndrome 

Whenever a popular character gets shafted in a film adaptation. Named for the gross misuse of Venom in Spider-Man 3.

The comic-based film (take your pic) delegated most of the fan favorite characters to minor roles, becoming the worst case of Venom Syndrome to date.

Venom Syndrome by Boogie Knight December 27, 2008

Jay Leno Syndrome 

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

Jay Leno Syndrome by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008

miley virus syndrome 

a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.

symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs

suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.

miley virus syndrome by taboo_ July 14, 2010

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome 

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.

Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome by Dredan July 31, 2009