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French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.
I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.
by T_steak January 5, 2017
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Nevada Microwave

When you ejaculate in someone else's easy mac and serve it to them. It can often be disgised as a special additive to ones maccaroni and cheese.
"Oh man, tim really ate up that nevada microwave!"
by Big Poppa J May 1, 2007
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Microphilia

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking
person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size
by Arceus777 January 8, 2015
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would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
by God September 27, 2004
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macropenis

An usually large male sexual organ, capable of receiving another male sexual organ in its urethral canal.
OMFG, is that a macropenis?
by Ubermensch April 10, 2005
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Micromanagement

A form of management practiced by neurotic, uptight and middle-aged white males. This form of management often involves nonsensical and brandish displays of masculinity. In addition to this, it is often characterized by repetitive and demeaning orders as well as the occasional scolding.

See: Mushroom Management for further reading.
Micromanagement in your life:

Manager: Hey, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and skip your lunch and re stack everything in isles 12-16.

Employee: But I just stacked them this morning.

Manager: And when you get done that it's your turn to clean the public restroom, have it done before the end of your shift.
by Silence DogoodINGTON December 15, 2011
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Macro

1. The oppiste of Micro, basically discribes something big.

2. In the furry fandom, macro is used to describe used to describe 50 ft^ anthros, like the kind you see in Rampage. Macro charectars are often used in Furry RPs, and theres a crapload of art based on the concept, It has really became a sub-fandom of the Furry fandom.
1. An event of macro proportions.

2. ROGUE is a macro wolf.
by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004
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