Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

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douche warehouse

1. the epitome of being a douche, the gold standard
2. a place containing a lot of douches

1. Man, that guy is really a douche warehouse.
2. Dude, this club is a complete douche warehouse lets go somewhere else

by osterich man December 9, 2008

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Douche-Knucker

It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)

Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )

by The Zaiphai April 12, 2009

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Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

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Douche Picture

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
or
A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.

Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."

by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011

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