when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.
by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005
Get the oil change mug.Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
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Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.
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Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.
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