mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

sumbitch

A dirty Redneck

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"

by Gus April 30, 2003

thirty

A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).

A thirty of natty light's only around $15.

by gus December 26, 2004

the Zigler

When you go down on a chick who is on the rag. Consequently you pull out piesces of uterin wall in your mouth then spit it out like orange juice pulp.

Julie was out of heavy flow tampons so I gave her a zigler as a substitute.

by Gus February 09, 2005

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 02, 2004

froggy style

sexual position where woman is facing man in a catcher like position bouncing up and down

Rachel was riding me froggy style last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004