whence

Archaic adverb meaning "from where" or "from what source." Anyone who uses this term seriously is either affected or was born two hundred years ago.

Saying "from whence" is redundant, as "whence," on its own, already means "from where." Anyone who says "from whence" is an arrogant moron.

A: Whence did you come this fine morning?
B: The cherry orchard is whence I came.
A: Splendid!
B: Indubitably!

by Gus March 12, 2005

sheldo

person who kisses fellow workers at work party when drunk

Did you meet a "sheldo" last night?

by gus August 12, 2006

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

sumbitch

A dirty Redneck

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"

by Gus April 30, 2003

thirty

A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).

A thirty of natty light's only around $15.

by gus December 26, 2004

chargar

Word used by upper-class twats when asking to borrow a device with which to restore power to a mobile phone.

"May ay hev a lend of your chargar?"

by Gus December 14, 2003