Cat Typing 

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

Cat Typing by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

Cat Bound

1: When one's cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one's lap.

2: Blaming one's cat for being unmotivated and lazy.

I really needed to get up and get motivated, but I was cat bound.

I would've come to your birthday but I was totally cat bound and couldn't budge.

Cat Bound by Vikingsmyth August 8, 2010

Cat Sack 

Hacky sack using a domestic house cat or Catman

We should find Catman and play some cat sack!

Cat Sack by akidnamedcudi December 29, 2010

cat seat 

Being in control. Calling the shots. Being the decider.

1. Erika finally came to the conclusion that Jonathan had his chance at making the decisions in the relationship. From now on, she would take the cat seat.
2. - "Hey dude, what a mess this thing with Syria has become."
- "No kidding! And Obama, what was he thinking? Giving up the cat seat only to have Putin take it over!"

cat seat by golliath September 20, 2013

cat botherer 

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

cat botherer by Layhefu September 22, 2013

cat apnea 

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

cat apnea by rhondaperky May 16, 2015

Cat-dicked 

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

Cat-dicked by JaneBlow April 10, 2016