Wap

When one enjoys the combination of both a wank and a nap.

"I'm just off for an afternoon wap"
"I feel instantly reinvigorated after my power wap"
"Where has she been, she's glowing!" "Ah, she's probably been wapping. Yeah, she's a right wapper."

by Layhefu May 28, 2014

cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013