Cum Economics

Cum economics is the economic value and processes that affect the cum market. For example when there is too much African cum in the market it causes demand to drop. (that's open for interpretation)

William: I love the cum economics of my country Uganda

Joe Mama: stfu

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Cum Zone

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Welcome to the Cum Zone

by CrazyBones May 25, 2021

Cum Drinker

Alternative to cocksucker. One who loves to swallow after fellating.

She's a cum drinker. Did you notice how she swallowed after you blew your load, and then licked the remaining drops of cum off of your shaft?

by Richard "Dick" Head September 29, 2005

cum face

A girl's face that's so attractive and provocative looking, that it turns a man on and gives him an erection without even seeing the rest of her body. The face alone is sexually stimulating enough for a man to want to masturbate to/on it.

She has a cum face.

by arkark October 13, 2011

cum-drum

VERB

1. To masturbate excessively, to the point pubic hair is ripped out and the wiener remains sore for at least 1.5 hours.

2. To perform drums on a street corner for a small amount of cum from passers-by.

1. I cum-drummed so hard semen poured out of my nose.

2. Don't judge me! This is what I do! You are so ungrateful; I play beautiful music and you can't spare a drop of cum!

by Mack B May 21, 2008

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

cum dumpster

A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total cum dumpster!"

by 36th Crazyfist March 29, 2004