by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017
 Get the beluga whale nutsmug.
Get the beluga whale nutsmug. by Martina_verte November 19, 2018
 Get the Cocky whalemug.
Get the Cocky whalemug. Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.
Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013
 Get the Whale Surfermug.
Get the Whale Surfermug. by lhtop July 9, 2016
 Get the whale shitmug.
Get the whale shitmug. by Thor Lebowski  May 28, 2019
 Get the whale battermug.
Get the whale battermug. A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
 Get the Tactical Whalemug.
Get the Tactical Whalemug. They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.
by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018
 Get the Shadow of Whalesmug.
Get the Shadow of Whalesmug.