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Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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William Tennent High School

william tennent high school is just whores fuckboys and peopls throwing gangs signs thinking they cool and all the bathroom are just people vaping doing weed teached absolutely suck ass principles are terrible at their job dont go this school
Hey you go to William tennent high school
Yeah
Feel bad for you
by Parvati April 26, 2023
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Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club
Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023
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Dirty Tennet

When you use your nose as a penis in a man's rectum.
I pulled a dirty tennet on travis last night
by Travis Barratt March 25, 2024
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.
I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024
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David Tennant

by wills is gay boy 69420 December 27, 2024
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