renegadeshurpaofjazz's definitions

Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

The WAR MAP

A map used to display a battle plan for social situations.

"Who's your date for this weekend?"

"It's on The WAR MAP!"

by renegadeshurpaofjazz January 21, 2010