God

The best human, thing of all time

God is good

by Therealone4422 May 14, 2024

god

the best person in the world

jake; god made us and he the goat

by ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 10, 2024

God

A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.

Lunatic "I found God!"
Me "Take your meds! Go back to your assylm!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

God

A loving Father in Heaven.

God is the being that created us all, and loves us completely

by Your mother. June 15, 2025

god

an adult's santa clause

kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid

by hardheadedass August 5, 2025

God

a caterpillar that runs like a dinosaur

guy: "omg look at that caterpillar!"
guy2: "wait look how its running! its god!!!!"
guy: "wow!!!!"

by janeaustinthesecond March 29, 2026

God

Even if God owns the thing you are claiming he owns... YOU'RE NOT HIM! I don't see how YOU come into the picture. How do YOU come to possess a thing NEITHER of us own? And I doubt your God TOLD YOU TO STEAL FROM ME. Did God tell one of you you could have that? And if so, which one of you did he tell? I'm pretty sure GOD told you explicitly NOT to steal. I don't see how "God owning something" translates to "You get to use free of charge something that neither you nor God contributed to producing." That being my input. I had to burn up years and calories of my limited existence to do that and THAT VERY LIMITATION is the FAULT of God. It isn't my fault that I had to expend both time and capital, resources that I cannot reclaim naturally, and, therefore, need to reclaim them monetarily.

Hym "How does God owning something translate to YOU using it for free? You're not God. I don't think God told you that you could use his shit without paying the guy he created to generate that shit. You're spitting in the face of God's creation and then taking something you ADMIT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU because in you mind it DOESN'T theoretically belong to me. So if God means I don't own it then GOD means YOU don't own it either. And that has nothing to do with whether or not your have to pay me. That is Christians and Jews being petty fucking swindlers. All of them. 100Per-fucking-cent!"

by Hym Iam October 13, 2025