Kraut Waffle 

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

Kraut Waffle by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Piss-Waffle 

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

Piss-Waffle by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

the waffle house has found its new host

the waffle house has found its new host is a copy-and-paste spam that has been going around youtube and other social media platforms.

Person, 1:the waffle house has found its new host

Person 2:I should spam this in youtube comment sections and ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS MAKING IT ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS PNGTUBERS

the waffle house has found its new host by anonymous January 22, 2023

Cuck waffle 

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

Cuck waffle by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023

Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

Spoogy Waffle by Rebreps November 3, 2023

Stole My Waffle 

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day

I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.

Stole My Waffle by jmrs January 15, 2011

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE 

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016