Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

text bragging

When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).

-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!

by Lenny Palacio September 1, 2014

bi-tettish

adj.
1. Relating to the bi-tete syndrome that sets in with age.
2. The internal feeling you get when talking to others that they are looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)

Man, I felt so extremely bi-tettish talking to that conservative guy. He just doesn't get me.

by catfish January 30, 2005

Block Text

A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation

"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"

"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"

by Taj Ginyard August 15, 2011

mouth text

The act of talking shit through a mobile device or computer instead of in person

Girl: Look at this bitch using mouth text. She can't say this when she sees me

by Ghbc August 6, 2015

Train of Text

When you are trying to text someone, but then get a text and lose your train of thought about what you were texting.

Why did you text me? I was trying to text and now I lost my train of text.

by DJ Idol December 17, 2008

textathon

1.To the text dont stop uh dont stop till you get enough
2.texting to the point where your fingers cramp
3.texting to the point in which your cell phone bill exceeds 100$ in texting fees

Sarah, were going to have a fucking textathon

by Travis Seel December 17, 2006