Procrasterbation

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.

Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate

by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017

Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 23, 2017

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Did one lecture and then spent the rest of the time doing procrasturbation

by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017

Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

by Crispy M. June 22, 2017