Ships passing in the night 

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.

Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!

Ships passing in the night by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018

getting freaky on a friday night yeah 

ayy you playing that friday night funkin game?

dude: getting freaky on a Friday night yeah
other dude: stop playing fnf its not good for you

getting freaky on a friday night yeah by MagicWasTaken May 16, 2021

late night TV 

Dating shows and infomercials

Late Night TV schedule
1:00 - Extreme Dating
1:30 - Extreme Dating - Celebrity Version
2:00 - Blind Date
2:30 - Extreme Dating
3:00 - Infomercial about some excercise machine
3:30 - Informercial (Oxyclean)
4:00 - Fifth Wheel (another dating show)
4:30 - Extreme Dating - Dog Version

late night TV by Recover August 12, 2004

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

being black on a Friday night by Nick D July 19, 2004

one-night stand 

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

one-night stand by kofi May 14, 2003

Sleep on the Porch Night 

1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.

2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.

Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.

Sleep on the Porch Night by Pink Dragon January 28, 2004

Movie Night 

When you have a "friend" come over to watch "movies" with you and you end up in your bed "watching movies"

Hey Laura, what'd you do last night?
Oh nothing, Geoff came over and we had movie night. What about you, Yas?!
I was thinking about it, but I think Mike had movie night with someone else.

Movie Night by qbnYas December 19, 2008