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University of High School Syndrome 

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college
Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.
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Oak Hills High School 

A school full of wanna be ghettos and fake people. Few people in this school can speak proper English. This school is known for the fights that happen every week. People turn on each other everyday even if they look like the closest people in the world. Seems like people in this school don’t realize that deodorant is a thing. People act like they’re everything even though everyone hates them. No guys can keep it in their pants while girls can’t keep their legs closed. Secrets spread like fire in this school, don’t trust anyone unless you want people talking about it.
“Did you hear about the tea going around Oak Hills High School? More fights happened today because a hoe couldn’t keep her mouth shut.”

Beverly Hills High School 

The only high school in Beverly Hills, California. Pretty much a dumping ground for everybody in the city who's own local high schools sucks, like most high schools in the city do, yet who actually care about getting a public education. One of if not the safest and best public high schools in the Los Angeles area.

In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.

Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
Person 1: Hey man, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.

* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.

New Rochelle High School

A high school located in New Rochelle, New York. This high school holds over 4,000 students and attracts some kids from the Bronx. "The high" brings Albert Leonard and the Issac Young Middle schools together as one. At this school it is very easy to succeed, if you stay above the influence. But there are a few dumbasses who decide to not care. People cut class to go to the McDonalds and Chicken Joe's.

NRHS has succesful sports teams. The football team is very good. The basketball is decent. Softball, soccer, and tenis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.

At NRHS, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, Freshman are thrown into the twin lakes while the upperclassmen laugh. NRHS is divirse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.
Ex. New Rochelle High School's swim team sucks compared to the great football team! That kid David is nice though.

-Yo Rob, We out to the high?

-Look at that DONK on the newslady's daughter.

Fairview High School 

FHS Located in Boulder, Colorado. Fairview is the only school where you will find the kids with a GPA of 5.0 smoking pot after school. Crazy amazing fine arts department/musical theatre classes where people may stab each other to get into a play. Warning: Girls: cannot enter unless you own uggs, designer purses, good looks, and perfect bodies. Guys: are guys.
Both go to Fairview High School:
A: shit i have a 100000 point project due tomorrow in IB calculus and i have to perform in a choir concert tonight, what should i do?
B: smoke this shit, man
A: ok, word
Fairview High School by 0counts1 January 20, 2008

Northwood High School 

Located in Irvine CA. A high school with a majority of Asian population. Asians sprint to class the moment the bell rings and become angry with themselves when they have a 97% in the honers pre calculus, rather a 100.1% or higher. However, you can get a view of wanna be "thugs". Asian or white, who don't fit in their clothes and their ass hangs out of their pants and their hat fits large on their heads. in addition, Irvine being Irvine, girls who may be called bitches roam freely with a strut in their walks only to be seen as a "whore" or someone who cheats on their long time "boyfriend" with another guy. Drugs are minimal here as are the parties hosted. Rich white boys carry vaporizers around and smoke a little weed here and there. Drinking comes in where the bitches act like their drunk but they are looking for an excuse to get hold of some white dick. people from this school who lived in this "bubble" for some time become very scared when a minor crime is committed in Irvine and believe their rich society is now "ghetto".
"What did you get on your Math test Jong?"
"98.5%!, my parents are so pissed!"

"Hey, did you hear some guy stole food from the lunch line and got caught?"

"Yea! Northwood High School is SO ghetto!"

"I was so drunk guys! i did not even realize i gave him head! I had like, almost a whole shot of wine!"

"I heard that our school is SO bad, that the cops call it NORTH WEED because someone got caught smoking during school! I feel unsafe!"

Kickapoo High School

Good high school....if you want to remain in Missouri for the rest of your life.

It prepares you for higher level institutions....if your definition of "higher" level institution consists of getting f***ed up 24/7 and this undeserved sense of prestige for the nameless/worthless degrees you can get from MSU, Mizzou, and Drury.

Good school for white, mid-upper class "bro" who works out a little too much, yet still retains the beer belly due to the excessive amount of drinking.

Bad school for those who aim for the ivys and etc.

It does NOT prepare you for upper ranked colleges.

Especially if one is pursuing a pre-health field in these said colleges.
"I have taken numerous amount of AP courses at Kickapoo High School and graduated with a perfect GPA. I thought I was smart. But then when I went to the coast, I got butt raped by all my college courses." -Student A

"I graduated Kickapoo High School as a valedictorian, and I got accepted into (insert top 20 ranked school here). My standardized test score may be the same, but I'm still the dumbest kid here." -Student B

"It's 5 fucking AM. I'm studying my ass off for chemistry and calculus, while my friends from California or New York are partying because my shitty ass teachers at Kickapoo High School did not go over the basic fundamentals." -Pissed off student studying for his finals