fortnite kid 

a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them

"kyles a fortnite kid and a bastard"

fortnite kid by bingoshrob October 13, 2021

Gifted kid 

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

Gifted kid by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

Custard Kid 

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

Custard Kid by anonymous3748273 May 3, 2022

Rez Kid 

Usually a child ages from 0-40 that lives on the reservation and has an rezzy accent. Walks into anyone's house like they live there, especially when it's dinner time. Knows how to swear like a sailor. Walks around the proj with a stick to scare off the rez dogs. Calls everyone Aunty Uncle or Cuz.

Howah! Look at that Rez Kid Jimmy Bear over there. Those rez dogs are really giving him hell. (Yells) "hote ryst behave!"

Rez Kid by StandsWithBear October 6, 2022

Aesthetic Kid 

Young people online that post aesthetic images and have names with symbols in them and replaced letters. Examples include: xXexampleXx, UwU-example-UwU, _-cuteexamplecute-_ and a lot of others. Their bios also usually have emojis and emoticons in them. Examples include: ✨Example | nb | age | likes | maybe friends✨, o(`•ω•)/example~non binary\(•ω•`)o and again a lot of others. They might like barbiecore, cottagecore, kawaii or any other bright and happy aesthetics. They could be on a variety of different sites but I think (and this is my opinion, idk the facts) that instagram has the most aesthetic kids. They can be on facebook or twitter or even discord. They can be all genders, race, sexuality etc.

My friend Abby is an aesthetic kid.

Aesthetic Kid by MoonlightMidnight April 1, 2023

Color change kid 

The most worthless superhero. He can change the colors of object. Wonder who would win in a fight: Him or superman

Lady: HELP! MY BABY IS STUCK IN THAT BURNING BUILDING!
Color kid: Don't worry I'll save your baby. I am the
Color change kid
Lady: What? Are you a superhero?
Color kid: I can change the color of objects
Lady: Wow you suck
Color kid: I know

Color change kid by Annemermaid1995 August 28, 2009

Garbage Can Kid 

A. an insult branded to anybody who is deemed extraordinarily terrible at something.
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA

"Drew never wins when we play scrabble. He's so bad he can barely crack the hundred mark."
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"

Garbage Can Kid by Pigpenamus December 17, 2009