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GPA Slut

One who will do anything to raise their GPA.

How to spot a GPA slut:

1. Excessive use of markers to make stupid signs to attract male GPA sluts (GPA gigolos) and/or teachers.

2. An inexplicable lack of opinions, usually linked to complacency, fear of conflict, and an absence of anything resembling independent judgment skills.

3. A "we'll accept you if you're smart enough" attitude that quickly turns into snobbery as soon as the GPA slut has been outsmarted by someone thought to be "inferior."
She draws ugly shit with markers and brags about her straight A's, but when she meets someone truly smart and free-thinking, she acts like they are mentally challenged. What a GPA slut.
by The Three Huxtabitches December 9, 2008
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emotional slut

Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.
Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.
by Jacquelina January 13, 2009
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Slut Action

by griz March 25, 2004
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drunk slut

a girl who is pretty attractive, but her hotness is ruined by the fact taht whenever you see her in public she is too drunk to function and is smashed beyond uselessness. she often becomes the object of all jokes but, being the drunk slut she is, does not realize it which creates fun for everyone
Guy 1: Hey i saw megan higgins last night.
Guy 2: Was she passed out face down in some gutter?
Guy 1: Yea, what a drunk slut!!
by doesnt matter January 4, 2004
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film slut

One who watches ANY film, anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.
He's a total film slut--I can't believe he watched all those crappy movies!
by Etan Ilfeld June 17, 2008
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surfer slut

a slutty girl, usually wearing a skirt that is way too tight and no underwear, who decides to crowd surf at a concert and when she gets fingered, freaks out, cuz she is a dumbass.
ann was surprised she got fingered while crowd surfing because she is a surfer slut.
by Larla November 17, 2003
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Car Slut

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.
eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut
by dan February 29, 2004
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