Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

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everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

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A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

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Minecraft Wii U Edition

A version of the popular sandbox game Minecraft published by Mojang AB and developed by 4J, and Microsoft Studios for the Nintendo Wii U. At its 2015 launch the game was praised for providing an authentic way to play Minecraft on Nintendo's flagship home console at the time, but received criticism for its lack of use of the Wii U Gamepad, and limited world sizes. The game received feature updates until 2018 when the game was discontinued. By then the game had sold 1.47 Million units making it one of the Wii U's higher selling titles. The game included the Nintendo exclusive Super Mario Mash Up Pack which made it the most expensive version of Minecraft at the time selling for $29.99 USD.

"Minecraft Wii U edition was the popular franchise's first step onto a Nintendo console."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

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A game where people of the LGBTQ+ community play, Emo kids play, and Kids with ADHD Plays, also introverts play it. It is a very fun game and encourages people to be creative. Also people can make long lasting relationships unlike Roblox and Fortnite.

Jordan: Sorry I can't hang out right now, I'm playing Minecraft
Jame: So you are an introvert.

by Homeglitch December 14, 2022

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