Quiet Carpentry 

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

Quiet Carpentry by BillyKrash July 31, 2021

Marie-Carmen 

The only Marie-Carmen I have met, I invited her to a party for Fashion week in Paris. It was short and crappy but she was the sweetest girl of the night I'm sure.

When would I see you next time Marie-Carmen?

Marie-Carmen by CUKnown November 21, 2021

Eskil carlsen 

Known as a realy hot guy that dont belive it when pepole tell him. If your name is eskil carlsen you probably are the hottest guy in your town

Is that eskil carlsen, hes so hot
Its sad he dont belive it

Eskil carlsen by Badonke November 23, 2021

Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.

Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?

Jeremy Carpenter by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022

Jewish Carpenter 

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

Jewish Carpenter by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

trip carson 

Trip Carson is an incredibly cool person who stole the name from the best character in bojack horseman.

She is truly a beautiful, stunning, attractive, hot, perfect in every way woman. She is an incredibly attractive and popular girl she is also the funniest person ever and everyone loves her !!!

“Omg I have to follow @tripcarsonn on Instagram I heard shes so very funny and cool !!!!” - your thoughts while reading this.

“Trip is funny and cool and I’m so very jealous” - everyone

This definition of the word trip carson is used to describe an incredibly cool person.

trip carson by Hue jaynus March 9, 2022

Sam Carpenter 

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

Sam Carpenter by Jammer906 March 21, 2022