Carlsen

the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.

"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."

by bsurude January 25, 2009

Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!

"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"

by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.

I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

by Zach Zaxson April 11, 2022

Dirty Carlsen

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"

Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"

by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Magnus Carlsen

Ludwig's Big Fan

"Magnus, what is your opinion about PogChamps 3?"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"

by AnaPaulaNakamura April 9, 2021

Eskil carlsen

Known as a realy hot guy that dont belive it when pepole tell him. If your name is eskil carlsen you probably are the hottest guy in your town

Is that eskil carlsen, hes so hot
Its sad he dont belive it

by Badonke November 23, 2021

Kenneth Carlsen

Kenneth Carlsen was a famous tennis player, well known for his big hands and how he could circulate two balls at the same time. A Kenneth Carlsen is the fact of a person being man-handled by his balls.

Don't dare give me another Kenneth Carlsen, my balls are sore.

by Skytten_22 December 20, 2023