Cheese Poop 

The type of poop produced following the digestion of cheese. Usually accompanied by cramps which later lead to a colorful and massive explosion of poop.

My friend Brittany had too much cheese on her pizza, and now she is experiencing "cheese poop". Cheese poop is occurring due to the ingestion of too much cheese.

Cheese Poop by concerned yet anonymous friend August 29, 2010

cheese doodle 

Slick and cool slang for a person of any stature, although usually a slick and cool person. Often used after a popular slang greeting.

"What up, cheese doodle?"
"Easy, cheese doodle."
"That cheese doodle had the crowd up and jumping."

cheese doodle by .m3Rcyk!LL February 8, 2009

cheese doodle 

a tiny penis that nobody wants to see

dude, asa mushroom stamped me with his cheese doodle!

cheese doodle by jan jan and garebear December 30, 2007

cheese ranger

An extremely sad and pathetic individual
whom wanks constantly.

That little perv is such a cheese ranger

cheese ranger by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.

"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"

cheese master by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

Cheese it!

'Cheesing it' is what you do when you want to get the hell out of somewhere really fast. It's most often used after something is destroyed, someone is caught red-handed, or after somebody is killed.

Britany Spears: "I'm pregnant, Kevin!"
K-Fed's manager: "Cheese it!"

OR

Stan: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Cheese it!"

Cheese it! by Comrade 47 February 28, 2008

cheese dick 

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

cheese dick by blzdp June 23, 2003