Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010

Squirrel Brain

Tyler-Jay

Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.

by TJ'23 July 25, 2020

squirrel

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world

Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.

person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''

by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022

with squirrel

An old fashioned term for being pregnant

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"

by dinaseagull August 22, 2019

kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends

I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel

by squirrel army April 23, 2023

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019