Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.
Noun.
The hole that is left when an ear that has been stretched (gauged) a decent size closes up most of the way and leaves a hole resembling a squirrel anus. Very gross looking and usually the result ofstretching to fast.
Ever since you took out your plugs and stopped stretching it looks like you have a squirrelhole in your ear.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.