Squirrelwhal 

A half squirrelicorn and half narwhal from middleschoolian culture

“ that squirrelwhal scared me as to how much it smelt”

Squirrelwhal by Sb55555 October 7, 2018

Squirrelallope 

Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.

Oh Look! It's a Squirrelallope!

Squirrelallope by Unicorn Bowler December 9, 2009

Squirrelhole 

Noun.
The hole that is left when an ear that has been stretched (gauged) a decent size closes up most of the way and leaves a hole resembling a squirrel anus. Very gross looking and usually the result ofstretching to fast.

Ever since you took out your plugs and stopped stretching it looks like you have a squirrelhole in your ear.

Squirrelhole by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009