whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Testeria

Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.

Monty Python's Black Knight displayed satirical levels of Testeria.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'

Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah

by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013

Random Breast Tester

a homosexual male person

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Thumb Test

A thumb test is when you stick your thumb in a girls mouth.. If she sucks on it, it means she wants your friend to join in. If she spits it out, it means she does not.

You passed the thumb test bro, hop in.

by Mr.CJackson January 26, 2011

Tehstorm

A rather vicious tropical storm. Its intentions are to kill your pets. Keep them safe from this unstoppable chaos-bringer!

Tehstorms owns your lives. That's right.

by Brandon February 19, 2003

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019