I just want to be friends 

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.

This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".

I just want to be friends by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008

show friends 

a group of friends that are used as to show that you have friends. these friends believe that they are your best friends and that they know every thing about. when in actuality they know almost nothing about you. in most instances you do not have fun just hanging out with these friends because of the boring and pointless conversations they have. most who do have show friends have a small group of real friends that the show friends do not know about.

yea i ditched the show friends to come hang out with you guys, they were getting annoying.

show friends by wing night crew October 24, 2010

Close friends 

Close friends are friends who aren’t dating but the send nudes “talk” and possibly do stuff together all while maintaining a normal friendship to other people but it’s their secret.

We don’t have to get together but we can be “close friends”

Close friends by Bandst November 24, 2019

Best Friends 

people who are always with each other, finish each other's sentences, love each other to death and are ridiculously amazing

Mruga and Sejal are amazing Best Friends

Best Friends by whataaaaaaaaap December 17, 2010

just friends 

When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.

Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.

Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?

John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.

just friends by Rasnodar January 2, 2015

drop off a few friends at the lake 

To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.

Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!

drop off a few friends at the lake by Mark H April 13, 2004

All Your friends are belong to Tom 

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

All Your friends are belong to Tom by Emos make me lawl January 2, 2008