Bastardish 

To be quite bastard like

Did you see that guy, what a bastardish person

Bastardish by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008

bastards berries 

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

bastards berries by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

Simple Bastard 

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

Simple Bastard by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

3 year bastard 

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.

Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.

3 year bastard by Lycatel July 9, 2010

Dion Blaster 

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

Dion Blaster by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009

bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Nigger Blaster 

A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.

Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?

Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"

Nigger Blaster by Get real, Ya All!!! October 23, 2008